What is Mr. Krabs’ Net Worth? 🤑| Inside Bikini Bottom Episode 1 | #SpongeBobSaturdays

What is Mr. Krabs’ Net Worth? 🤑| Inside Bikini Bottom Episode 1 | #SpongeBobSaturdays


What is Eugene H. Krabs’
net worth really? Money! With the help of an
accredited financial advisor, we sifted through the archived footage
and found out once and for all. How much is the Krab worth? To deduce this, we had to calculate
his revenues minus his costs to determine his lifetime net profits. Question one. What is Mr. Krabs’ annual income
from The Krusty Krab? Mr. Krabs frequently exploits
his restaurant’s popularity, engaging in price gouging
and even charging his employees for use of the building’s services. According to SpongeBob
in Big Pink Loser, when he started working,
Mr. Krabs charged him $100 an hour. OK, the easiest way to tell how much
Mr. Krabs actually pays his employees is by looking at the Krusty Krabs’ hours. All in all, SpongeBob and Squidward
work 82 hours per week. So Squidward and SpongeBob work
a total 4,264 hours a year, with no real breaks. No one’s taken a break at The Krusty Krab
since the chum famine of ’59! Squidward has admitted
that Mr. Krabs pays minimum wage. May I resume my minimum wage duties? So what does The Krusty Krab
make in a year? Well, we need to look at how many
customers The Krusty Krab has. There are 538 residents
of Bikini Bottom total. Since The Krusty Krab is the most popular
restaurant in Bikini Bottom, it’s safe to say the residents
likely visit twice a week on average. That would equate to
1,076 customers a week, making about 180 customers per day. Now, let us observe The Krusty Krab menu,
otherwise known as The Galley Grub. A Krabby Meal is three dollars
and fifty cents. Our trusted accredited financial advisor says we should use that as
our average dollars spent per customer. Now let’s have him
crunch the numbers for us… $630 dollars a day
in Krusty Krab revenue. I mean, that means The Krusty Krab
makes $3,780 a week. So $1,189 are spent
on employees a week. Therefore Mr. Krabs takes
$2,591 a week for himself. You heard it here first,
that’s some pretty good earnings! Gee, thanks, Mr. Krabs! I thought you were a cheap, old tightwad! But how does this pan out annually? I’m going to assume that Mr. Krabs
gives SpongeBob and Squidward the lowest benefits package,
meaning no 401 K contributions. Healthcare, life insurance,
commuter benefits, supplemental pay, wellness program, paid leave, pension and, he absolutely does not pay overtime. With this info, we can calculate
their yearly salaries. Wow, that’s more than I make in a year! SpongeBob and Squidward make
an annual income of about $30,000 a year. OK, question two. What are Mr. Krabs’ other expenses? May I take your money? We can assume he does minimal shopping. He wears the same outfit every day. He also pays little to no taxes,
does not engage in philanthropy, has no marketing budget
and keeps his margins remarkably low. Even stealing wholesale goods
for The Krusty Krab! He also surprisingly
does not have any debt, but there are a few things
he does pay for… You’re spoiling me, Mr. Krabs! Number one
His girlfriend, Mrs. Puff. Nothing’s too good for you,
my prickly peach! On average, Mr. Krabs takes Mrs. Puff
out on a date once a week. He obviously likes to keep it cheap, spending no more than $60
on a date at a time. $60 a week multiplied by 52 weeks… That’s $3,120 per year
spent on Mrs. Puff. Number two.
His house. Mr. Krabs’ home is also
a valuable fixed asset of his. Mr. Krabs’ house has an estimated
cash equivalent value of $120,000! Number three.
His daughter, Pearl. As mentioned earlier, Mr. Krabs
has very few financial weaknesses, but his daughter Pearl
is definitely one of them. The average individual spends
around $13,000 per year on a child. So it’s safe to assume Mr. Krabs
spends around $10,000 a year on Pearl. Only $10,000! Question three.
Just how rich is Mr. Krabs today? It’s safe to assume he started depositing
$10,000 in a money market account with a %2 annual interest rate. So, let’s put all the numbers together. Cue our financial wizard! Mr. Krabs has a net worth of… [drum roll] $5,249,351! Huh! Who’s his financial advisor? Would ya look at that? His millionaire status is
actually confirmed by the Krab himself! This is my one millionth dollar earned! So, you ask, is Mr. Krabs filthy rich? And I answer, undoubtedly, me boy! That’s all for today, folks. Drop a comment below and let us know
what you want us to figure out in the next episode of
Inside Bikini Bottom. Show’s over, cheapskate!

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