Donald Trump promised to create millions of new jobs for the American people. Here to tell us more about the President’s plan is Senior Advisor Alex Rogers. Hi Kevin. I’m proud to announce by the end of the first term, Trump will create over 20 million new jobs. [KEVIN] Wow! What kind of jobs? [ALEX] Well-paying, prestigious, and all within the Trump administration. [KEVIN] Within the Trump administration? [ALEX] That’s right. The Trump administration is pledging to fit 20 million hard-working Americans into our existing 38 positions. [KEVIN] How can 20 million people fill only 38 positions? [ALEX] By hiring each person for approximately 145 seconds apiece. [KEVIN] Those aren’t real jobs. [ALEX] No, they’re real and they’re great. The greatest jobs. You’ll learn skills like leaking, infighting, resigning. These are the skills we need if we want to beat China. [KEVIN] Have you thought about how all this turnover will look to the American people? We’ve already seen Sean Spicer leave, Anthony Scaramucci didn’t last two weeks, the manufacturing council had to be disbanded, Steve Bannon… [ALEX] The President understands the challenges. That is why he is taking an active role providing each cabinet member with one-on-one tutoring. [KEVIN] I guess that’s a good thing. [ALEX] Via Twitter. [KEVIN] Oh, come on! [ALEX] It offers total transparency! And after the person leaves, President Trump will personally tweet about what a loser they are. [KEVIN] But he hired them! [ALEX] You’re focusing too much on President Trump, when you should be focusing on how this jobs program benefits the American people. [KEVIN] Okay, how so? [ALEX] For one, it’s like going to Trump University! [KEVIN] Trump University was a scam! [ALEX] Sure, but now it’s free! That’s a $35,000 value! [KEVIN] How do you plan to find qualified people? [ALEX] Easy. You. [KEVIN] Me? [ALEX] No. You sitting at home. You think you don’t have the qualifications, you don’t know how the government works, you like to call reporters and go on long profane rants. Barack Obama says you can’t work in his cabinet. But Donald Trump says, ‘You’re hired, Mr. Secretary of State!’ Call today! [KEVIN] Hey, don’t plug your scheme on my show! [ALEX] I resent that, Kevin. We are returning the government to the people. We need outsiders, not career politicians with decades of experience. Trust me, I was driving for Uber an hour ago! [KEVIN] How are we going to solve other problems, like infrastructure or North Korea? [ALEX] Infrastructure? Kevin, if each of the 20 million incoming administration members hammers like 3 nails, by 2020 we’ll have airports like you won’t believe. Will one of them solve North Korea? Probably! It’s statistics! [phone buzzes] [ALEX] Oh no. [KEVIN] What happened? [ALEX] Trump tweeted at me. He’s not happy with how this interview is going. I’m fired. [KEVIN] I’m…I’m sorry. [ALEX] And I was so close to retiring 10 seconds from now. [NANCY] Excuse me, you’re in my seat! [KEVIN] Who are you? [NANCY] The new Senior Advisor? [ALEX] Kev, I’ve got some great leaks for you! Call me! What job would you like in Trump’s cabinet? Let us know in the comments, and subscribe to our channel, We The Internet TV, and follow us on Twitter and Facebook for new videos every week.