the whole One Piece story so far, i guess


Welcome everybody my name is Misty/Chronexia And I’ll admit one piece is pretty long because of that a lot of people don’t want to get into it I’m here to fix that problem as I retell you the entire story of one piece in a fast forward method yo Spoilers warning, I’m gonna be cutting out all the fat around the show which is normally What makes it so good and I’ll give you the main line, so you can either skip hundreds of episodes? Or have this convince you to finally give it a chance it deserves. We got a lot to cover, so let’s begin The story starts with Luffy in a barrel, Luffy is the main character. He’s a pirate, and he wants to be the king Yai Ho, Yai Ho Oh, yeah, I had to get rid of that joke early on, anyways he’s looking for one piece the world’s greatest treasure left behind by pirate legend gol D Roger Oh and he ate a devil fruit that made his body rubber-like, speaking of fruits There’s three types paramecia zone and logia if you eat one you get a power, but you can’t swim No more kind of a boner kill for pirate, but we’ll work around it, and if you eat two You’ll die, guess we’ll focus on meat for the rest of the show get fucked vegans? Anyway, Luffy is found by Kobe a pink hair wimp who wants to be a marine enemy of the Pirates they land on a Marine Marine base where they meet Zoro, Zoro is a swordsman pirate hunter up for execution not the Spanish chaotic good lawless bandit That’s something else entirely Luffy ask Zoro to join his pirate crew Zoro refused then Luffy save his Zoro’s life And he goes pliz Nakama? then Zoro was like yeah, whatever I’ll be a pirate and they leave the Marine base Kobe says peace and stays with the Marines Flashback time, you see how Luffy ate the gum gum fruit, he’s friend with Shanks, one of the four pirate emperors? Luffy gets thrown into the sea, Shanks loses an arm and a hat. Luffy gains a hat And vowed to make a crew stronger than Shank’s crew because dick size matter I don’t know back to the present. Luffy and Zoro land on an island They meet Buggy and Nami Buggy is the Pennywise of the show, he ate the split split fruit. He’ll come back later. Don’t worry Nami makes maps, Luffy asked her to join. She refuses Luffy saves her from buggy and says please nakama so she tags along Kinda, it’s a start whatever. Luffy Zoro and Nami meet with Usopp on another Island, Usopp lies about everything But nothing a pliz Nakama can’t convince and they get a ship called the going merry boom Yeah, just skip nine Episode we’ll go through a bunch more way faster. Hold on tight. Flashback Time Zoro’s past He was at the dojo as a kid back to now. We’re on a restaurant ship meet Sanji. Luffy Ask him to be his cook Sanji says he can’t luffy pulls out Pliz nakama? Sanji declines. Well hold the fucking phone nobody says no to Please nakama, so Luffy investigates turns out Don Krieg wrecks the restaurant Luffy. Helps Sanji and he finally joins Yeah, you god damn right, please nakama meanwhile Zoro gets his ass whooped I mean He just gets destroyed by Mihawk so Zoro Vows to never lose again. Yeah, that’s gonna work now We land at Nami’s island the place is overrun by mermen who are under the control of our Arlong He made Nami his bitch And had her map the entire sea. Nami cries Luffy puts a hat on her and shit hits the fan Flashback TIME Nami gets her panties wet for oranges. She loves that vitamen D if you know what I mean anyway. Nami gets please Nakama Officially yeah, that’s what I’m talking about hey. Let’s go visit Loguetown the place gol D. Roger got executed now Nah That’s not gonna be ominous at all oops now And I’m gonna execute Luffy wonder how that’s gonna turn out divine intervention neat Zoro gets a cursed sword Neater Usopp gets goggles Neatest!!!, EWW no that’s filler. Hey meet the Marine Captain, Smoker, and his assistant You’ll see *her a bunch of times *She never does anything cool, and the crew books it to the red line. Hi Laboon the whale. Bye Lubuntu whale said Luffy. Oh cool Here’s the Mafia sure wonder who’s the boss gonna be random *something organization is the crown princess of Alabasta sure why not? Extracurricular never hurts anyone hey, that’s a weird chicken Let’s escort her (the princess) back home, but let me stop on the way there to all these tiny islands. Hey remember Cobi Let’s get away to him for a few episodes. See how he’s doing. Cool he’s trying real hard. I’m bored now Where’s the crew at? Oh a new island? There’s a giant here, Dorry and Brogy. Radical. Let’s get out of here! Nami is sick, man would be nice to have a doctor around here. Hey, let’s look for one There is snow on this island that makes sense, huh, that’s a weird chicken Oh his name is Chopper, and he’s a doctor too. How convenient! Hey chopper, Please Nakama? Wow that worked Damn this ship is turning into a zoo. That’s cool, Now we got a doctor on board for an emergency meat just in case, I kid I kid. Chickens are friends not food Ey remember when we’re going to have Alablasta? Can we go now? Oh sweet another pirate ship who’s on board? Bon Clay? He can transform it to anyone who touches. Sweet. Sure hope he’s not a bad guy. OH He’s a bad guy, fuck! Now we gotta find a way to recognize each other Let’s draw X’s on our arms. That’s a foolproof plan. Hey a desert town. Luffy meets Ace thats he’s brother he got Fire Power, and he’s looking for Blackbeard. Blackbear ain’t so Ace GTFO. Bye Ace We’ll catch you again later. He does give Luffy a vivre card. That’s kind of like a GPS It’s a GPS. Oh the mafia boss turned out to be Crocodile one of the seven warlords that have deals with the Marines Let’s kick his ass. Oh shit. He’s the Sandman. Maybe we should up our game Thank You mysterious lady who save Luffy for no reason. Everyone has new moves now. Round two bitches! Cool That was easy! Mysterious lady turned out to be Nico Robin. Robin goes to Luffy and she Please nakama him and it was on that day he “Gumbled up english” I mean Luffy busted the biggest nut of all time. Also, Robin can grow body parts so that’s fucking gross anyway. Bye Vivi. We can only have two chicks on the ship at all times, so you got to go or get a sex change I don’t care which, but you can’t stay otherwise. But don’t worry! You’ll remain my waifu regardless Oh god! More fillers close your eyes. They’ll go away fast. New place. They talk about an island in the sky. They get mocked and take a beating. Bellamy is the boss let’s kick his ass Luffy meets Blackbeard doesn’t know he’s Blackbeard. Oops hope that’s not gonna bite him in the ass later. Whatever. Let’s go to space. Thanks for the tip Noland. (a person) There’s a thunder God in the sky that terrorizes people Let’s kick his ass. Cool that Ark sucked. Anyways, nah not the boat. I meant those 50 episodes. Filler Time! Skip ahead No, no that’s that’s too far back it up a bit. Hey, it’s Aokiji. He’s a Marine general. Yo Luffy, kick His OHH! Fuck now abort fucking abort. You’re gonna have to grind more before you take on that boss Here’s a Train on the water it goes to the Water Seven City, neat. Let’s check it out, Going Marry is all broken anyways Don’t think you can’t go any further. It’s a town of carpenters. Everyone is so nice except Frankie. Frankies a dick. Luffy wants to get rid of his ship. Usopp is pissed!! Fight! Usopp losses and leaves. Oh well, sure is nice to be friends with everybody else, and uh there’s an undercover agent who kidnaps Robin. God dammit after her! Yo turns out Frankie was cool the whole time! Let’s take the train. Sanji got knives! Fucking what?!? Usopp didn’t come back, but thankfully we got Sogeking instead What a clever disguise. Nobody can see through it All this time Robin made it look like she wanted to leave the crew because she didn’t want to be a burden to everyone else But once you please nakama, you never go back. Luffy declares war on the Marines Everyone got new moves again neatareno. Rescue Robin. Spirit ship saved us. Super sad now We gotta burn it cuz, cuz it’s cold at the bottom of the ocean. That’s gonna keep it warm Robin please Nakama again but like level 2 this time, and then Sogeking leaves but Usopp comes back. And Frankie Please Nakama, and makes a new ship for Luffy. Also bounties are way the fuck up now. Yay, we’re worth money Meanwhile Ace finally found Blackbeard. Yikes that didn’t turn out well. Hey look a zombie ship. There’s a skeleton that plays music called Brook you uh? You wanna? Mmm, please nakama? Hey We got a full RPG party now. Luffy gives the suck to zombies and now he’s ZomBuffy eh? Name pending. Anyways beat this guy up and Kuma shows up. He seems important. He takes Luffy’s pain and gives it to Zorro cuz cuz he’s baller. We need not to remind you. Anyways, we’re done here. Hey, this guy looks like a weird caricature of Sanji. Okay, Bye Now! Luffy punches a high Noble so hard He literally beat the collar off of him Jesus Introducing other cool pirates. Don’t worry about anybody else then Law, he’s the one who’ll get the most screen time. So on Sobaody Island everything goes south I mean it goes west east and north too because every one of the crew members are fucking scattered around We’ll focus on Luffy for 100 episodes ourselves? Luffy lands on the Amazon island. He learns Ace is in jail. Let’s prison break him But like the first season the other one sucked after that. Boa Hancock has a crush on Luffy And as the name implies she might be a trap (she’s not) we we don’t know about that detail just yet (she’s the queen of a maiden only island aahhhh!) But she’s also one of the seven warlords, so she’ll sneak him in, Welcome to the five levels of Hell (Impel Down) Asterisks there’s actually six of them, but that’s not important until later. Run all the way down. Hey remember Buggy? Hey remember Bon Clay? They’re here too. Luffy reached the bottom (level). Ace got sent to the execution. (Luffy was too late to save him from prison) Gotta climb back out now. Blackbeards there, “Fuck you” said Luffy. Everyone gets on a ship to rescue Ace except Bon Clay He stayed behind to buy time, and is he dead? Is he not? You’ll never know Ace’s pirate crew is here to rescue him. The White Beard Pirates Luffy gets there. Saves Ace. HA, just kidding Ace gets lava punched through the chest and that’s where you learn lava is stronger than fire. Luffy passes out and they get him out of there. Whitebeard gets killed. Blackbeard steals Whitebeard’s power to become Graybreard? I don’t know. But now he’s got Darkness and Tremor (Most powerful powers in the show) Thats gotta suck. The rest of the Straw Hats learn about Ace’s death and everybody takes a two-year break to train and get better. Intermission! Here’s a yaoi compilation of characters just for you back to Sabaody Island. Zoro is half blind.. Sanji got a goatee. Nami got long hair. And Robin Robin still gross, I’m sorry, but growing limbs on trees is nasty. Okay Oh yeah, PSA half their crew can’t swim due to devil fruit. We should go underwater “Sounds like a plan!” says Luffy. Wow that’s 70 episodes that brought nothing to the plot. Anyways, out of the water. Let’s go to punk hazard meet Samurai part 1 2 & 3 assembled them with the DLC pack and you get Kinama? Collect them all!?! No, seriously. We needed more guys on to sausagefest of a ship. Anyways remember Law yeah, he’s back He teams up with Luffy to stop Caesar from making smiles not the McDonald’s one what else oh Yeah, Luffy piss off Doflamingo they kidnap Caesar. They reach Dresrosa now It’s Coliseum Time! Luffy presents to be Lucy so he can win the fire fruit of Ace That’s bad turns out luffy’s also has another brother called Sabo. Sabo wins the fire fruit And then Doflamingo threatenes to kill everyone on the island! What a fucking maniac. You know what that means Luffy? Go kick his ass. GEAR FOURTH BITCHES! So then So then they go to a furry island that’s on the back of a giant elephant. Sanji gets blackmailed he does a Robin that means he sacrificed himself, so it doesn’t affect the rest of the crew And they go after him because obviously. What else are they gonna do? So, pirate politics you into it? Sanji family have him sold off for marriage too Big Mom’s number. I forgot, daughter for alliances and shit Sanji She doesn’t want to but he got blackmailed into it like a bad hentai plot. Luffy wants Sanji back. Sanji kicks his ass to try and get him to safety doesn’t work and that’s the story of One piece so far I guess I mean manga slightly ahead, but for the people who just followed the enemy that’s about it right now if you enjoyed this video Luffy, kick my like buttons Ass. And please nakama my channel, so you can be part of my pirate crew Yeah, I know I cut out a crap ton of content But that was the point – just streamline the plot every arc jazz sub scenarios and character development You can make a religion out of that we call it two pieces. I’m running out of jokes okay. Bye (Subtitle Credit) I made this because I wanted to show some of my friends but wanted them to understand it so I put a lot of grammar into the sentences in the captions. If you appreciated them please consider being awesome to someone else for the rest of today. K thank you bye bye :3 Time to get some sleep. I’ve been through the hard times, I’ve been on the wrong side, I’ve been ashamed. So many memories y’know I’d like to change.

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