Bill Burr Learned Why Gorillas Shouldn’t Have Pet Kittens | Netflix Is A Joke

– So this lady down at the zoo, this lady down at the zoo, she taught this gorilla how to do sign language, okay? And I don’t just mean like hello and goodbye, like literally phrases, this thing could like talk about its emotions. They were actually conversing. The gorilla’s sitting there talking to her, […]

Dhruv Sehgal and Mithila Palkar on Losing Friends | The Brand New Show | Netflix India

It’s time to meet our guests! That’s right! We have for you today internet’s favorite couple- Two cats typing furiously on a laptop! What! They can type? No, I’m just kidding. Animal activists wouldn’t allow us to bring the cats. So instead, we have the second favourite couple from the internet! Mithila Palkar and Dhruv […]

Key & Peele – Pre-Game Pump-Up

[all chanting] Hey, hey, hey, y’all, wait up, hold on. Hold on. Listen up. Listen up. – Yeah. – Come on, man. Y’all ready for this? (all) Yeah! That’s right, y’all. ‘Cause you know what? We only get one chance. [all cheering] Let’s leave it all on the field today. [all cheering] No doubt. We […]

Jim Breuer – Bombing in Sears – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– So I go, “I have sent six of my Libyan missiles “to blow up the Sears hardware department “in Valley Stream, Long Island. ♪ “Ha-lama-ya-am-aya ♪ Yam-ay-ya-ai-ai-ia-ia” [intense hip-hop music]♪[cheers and applause] – Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m your host, Ari Shaffir, and today the topic is crime. [cheers and applause] You […]

Mike Birbiglia: The New One | Official Trailer | Netflix

Maybe I have a low tolerance for children because I’ve lost a lot of great friends to kids. Because it really is like a disease in some way. But it’s worse than a disease, because they want you to have it too. They’re like zombies. You should have kids too. I’m watching you do it, […]

Jeff Garlin: Our Man In Chicago | Official Trailer | Netflix

I am immensely successful. No. No, I am. And… No, it is true. Immensely successful. But yet, you’d think it’d be good enough being me. Every single day, numerous people come up to me, and they say, “What’s Larry David really like?”

Chris Tucker Got Bad Tax Advice | Netflix Is A Joke

(audience clapping) – I haven’t been married I’m scared to get married, I’m scared. I just made some money I ain’t trying to lose this shit right away. (audience laughing) Marriage sometimes ain’t a good business deal, ooh. (audience laughing) I’m looking though, I’m looking though, but you know, I need a woman who gonna […]

Inside Amy Schumer – Last F**kable Day – Uncensored

♪ There she goes like a shooting star ♪♪ She got fireworks in her heart ♪♪ Lighting up this world… ♪(women laughing) (woman) You guys. You never slept with him. You don’t know what you’re missing. (woman 2) No way! It’s crazy. Hi. Are you lost? Um, I’m sorry. I just– I love all of […]

John Mulaney: New in Town – Ice-T on “SVU” & Old Murder Investigations

IT’S WRONG TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, BUT IT’S SO FUN SOMETIMES. I’VE WRITTEN FOR SOME TV SHOWS, AND, YOU KNOW, ON A MAJOR TV SHOW, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PEOPLE ‘CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE GET OFFENDED, OR SO IT HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO ME. I […]

Best Of: Bill Burr | Netflix Is A Joke

– You know everything has just become fucking absolutes. In The States it’s fuckin’ nuts. Like that Colin Kaepernick guy, right? You knew when he was like protesting during the National Anthem, no one was gonna listen to what the fuck he had to say. No matter how much he explained it. He goes “I’m […]