Jo Koy Reveals How To Tell Asians Apart | Netflix Is A Joke

– And we look, I look out into the crowd, you can’t tell us apart, you can’t. You know how many Mexicans my mom walks up to and goes, “Filipino?” (audience laughs) Mexican! Sorry, sorry! (audience laughs) Sorry. Sorry. There’s a way you can tell Asians apart from other Asians! It’s by their accent, and […]

Nikki Glaser Invents A Holiday Sex Position | Netflix Is A Joke

– I asked my friend the other day, I’m like, “What do you do for foreplay “when you hook-up with a girl?” And he’s like, “I don’t know, I really like fucking on the couch. “I think that’s pretty cool.” (audience laughing) That’s what they think. They think as long as it’s out of the […]

Sebastian Maniscalco Fears Gas Stations At Midnight | Netflix Is A Joke

(audience laughing) – We gotta pull over at night at a gas station. My biggest fear, getting murdered… (audience laughing) at a gas station, pumping gas. ‘Cause we all have our gas stations that we go to. It’s your primary one, you go there and that’s your one. When you go outta your neighborhood and […]

Sebastian Maniscalco Tried To Baptize His Jewish Baby | Netflix Is A Joke

– Now I was dealing with the whole, you know, we got a Jewish baby. I’ve got, my side was like, “What you gonna do? (audience laughing) “How you gonna raise the baby, what you gonna do? “No Christmas, you’re not gonna have a tree?” (audience laughing) Lot of people deal with this. “Well, you […]

Tiffany Haddish: Black Mitzvah | Official Trailer | Netflix

Tonight is a celebration! I have finally come into my full-grown womanhood. It’s my mitzvah. I’m here to teach. If ever you feel like danger is around, bitch, start skipping. Ain’t nobody ’bout to fuck with a bitch that skip. We all got parasites inside of us. “Tiffany, I know you on the borderline of […]

Mike Birbiglia Had To Ejaculate Into Tupperware | Netflix Is A Joke

– And then he says, “But I’m not worried about you, Mike, ’cause whatever happens, whether you have a kid or not, it’s not gonna be better or worse. It’s just gonna be … new.” So Jen and I attempt to conceive for eight months and it does not work, ’cause like I said, my […]

Astronomy Club: The Sketch Show | Official Trailer | Netflix

What’s your secret? Your skin looks so flawless. You know what they say, “Black don’t crack.” It’s finally happening. Take me! It’s my time! He Robin of Locksley. He rob from the rich and give to the white– My brother. Rise and shine, homie. It’s Ice Cube Day. Ricky!Shake what your mama gave ya’cause she […]

Nikki Glaser Learned About Blue Balls | Netflix Is A Joke

– I think it is by far our best option to get you off, is having sex, it’s the easiest. I never understand when girls are like, “No I didn’t have sex with him. “We did everything except sex.” I’m like, “Are you exhausted? “Why would you do all the hard stuff? (audience laughing) “What’s […]

Best Of: Maury & Connie | Big Mouth Season 3 | Netflix Is A Joke

– [Both] Holy shit! Jinx! – Robert Durst, killed ’em all of course. Jesus, Connie! What did you pack in here? – I didn’t know what to bring. – It’s Florida, baby. The only time you don’t wear a bathing suit is to a funeral and even then, it depends on who died. – No […]

Iliza Shlesinger Judges Wedding Clichés | Netflix Is A Joke

Hey, guys. It’s Iliza. I’m here for you with your Wedding Trend Report.Time to talk about the wedding trendsthat are making our wedding world go round.What’s timeless, and what’s time to go? Let’s get to the facts.Naked Cakes.Just like our journey, it’s not done yet. Here’s what happened: A baker, like, didn’t finish an order […]