Jo Koy Spoils His Son With Presents | Netflix Is A Joke

– He’s got it so good, and I gotta stop spoiling him. I spoil him too much. It sucks. The reason why I spoil him is ’cause I didn’t have shit when I was a kid. We were broke as shit. And now that I can afford it, I’m buying everything. And yes, it’s for […]

Jo Koy Reveals How To Tell Asians Apart | Netflix Is A Joke

– And we look, I look out into the crowd, you can’t tell us apart, you can’t. You know how many Mexicans my mom walks up to and goes, “Filipino?” (audience laughs) Mexican! Sorry, sorry! (audience laughs) Sorry. Sorry. There’s a way you can tell Asians apart from other Asians! It’s by their accent, and […]

Chris Rock Reveals How Housewives Play Their Husbands | Netflix Is A Joke

(audience laughs) – Oh man. The older you get the more shit you learn. One thing, the gangster-ish shit in the world. You learn, nothing more gangster, nothing smarter, nothing more powerful than a housewife. Housewives are the smartest motherfuckers on earth. People think it’s the working woman. No! Suckers work. (audience laughs) (Chris chuckles) […]

Mike Birbiglia Had To Ejaculate Into Tupperware | Netflix Is A Joke

– And then he says, “But I’m not worried about you, Mike, ’cause whatever happens, whether you have a kid or not, it’s not gonna be better or worse. It’s just gonna be … new.” So Jen and I attempt to conceive for eight months and it does not work, ’cause like I said, my […]

Dave Chappelle Smoked Too Much Weed In Detroit | Netflix Is A Joke

– I don’t know you ever saw on TMZ the big headline “Dave Chappelle: Drunk On Stage in Detroit”. (audience laughs) Well, if you saw it, I wasn’t drunk. I had smoked some reefer (audience laughs) with some rappers. (audience cheers) Yeah, I don’t know if you know anything about hanging out with rappers, but […]

Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

– [Dave Chappelle] I’m just afraid of being attacked. It happens to the best of us. Don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor. You know who I’m talking bout? Jussie Smollett. He’s a very French, very famous French actor. (audience laughs) Y’all never heard of Jussie Smollett? (audience laughs) Jussie Smollett is a […]


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