The Incomparable Joaquin Phoenix

– How are you doing, Joaquin? – Just great. – Yeah, just great? I know you love doing talk shows, so thank you for being– – This is my Styr– packing peanuts. – Yeah. [chuckles] – Yes. – This is your Styrofoam? – Hey, you said it. – I said it. I can say it […]

Ashley or Mary-Kate?

– THERE’S SOMETHING ON BUZZFEED THAT SAYS THAT TWINS HATE CERTAIN THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU. THERE–‘CAUSE PEOPLE MUST SAY THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME. WHICH IS WHAT? – WELL, FOR US, I THINK IT’S MORE LIKE, “ARE YOU MARY OR KATE?” [laughter] OR, “ARE YOU MARY KATE AND ASHLEY?” – OH, WAIT– […]

Extended Cut – Ellen Gives a Deserving Family the Single Biggest Gift Ever!

Earlier in the show, I told you we had the biggest surprise we have ever done for one family. And when I say it’s big, it is big. We met the Daniels family last November when they entered a contest to sit in our Skybox for the 12 Days of Giveaways. After the show, we […]

Bill Gates Chats with Ellen for the First Time

I am so happy to have you here. This is the first time having you on, so thanks. So I know you were nervous about the entrance. I think people feel like they’re supposed to dance. And I was really surprised because I was here earlier today for your rehearsal and then you abandoned it. […]

Colin Farrell and Ellen Answer Ellen’s Burning Questions

We’re back with Colin Farrell, and we’re both in the hot seat getting ready to [in unison] answer my burning questions. [applause] None. [ding] Hers. [ding] Yes I’m nailing this obviously. Quiet. [ding] At the start, a decent student, at and at the end, a disaster. [ding] What? Walking. [ding] [laughter] Curling. [ding] Eating pizza. […]

Liza Koshy Takes On Ellen’s Burning Questions

[MUSIC PLAYING] Hi. I’m Youtuber and Chipotle enthusiast Liza Koshy. And I’m about to answer Ellen’s Burning Questions. A yoga pose inspired by you would be called The Burrito. And it would look something like– Your most embarrassing moment in high school. Oh, I mooned my best friend and her mom. I was trying to […]

Kim Kardashian West Admits Kanye Can Get Upset Over Her Sexy Photos

All right. So your mom said you’re the smartest one. She also said she does not like your bike shorts that you wear. Oh. Well– Are you still wearing them? I wouldn’t call her the most– What? –trendy, trendsetter of the family. She’s fashionable. She’s very fashionable, but, I mean, look at those bike shorts. […]

Priyanka Chopra Jonas Opens Up About Intimate Three-Day Wedding to Nick Jonas

I see you. Well, no, no. You asked for this. It’s not me. You said you wanted a shot of tequila every time you’re here. I do need tequila every time I’m here. That’s true. All right, so? Congratulations. Thank you. Happy birthday, Ellen. Congratulations to you, is what I say. Thank you. [CHEERING] So […]