Dave Chappelle Learned The Care Bear Stare | Netflix Is A Joke

– How old are you young man? You. – [Man In Crowd] 24. – 24? You don’t know shit. (audience laughing) You don’t know shit! You gotta Google shit that I’ve lived through. (audience laughing) See this is why I lock mother fuckers phones up, seriously. Cause the young kids, you guys look, you need […]

Dave Chappelle Smoked Too Much Weed In Detroit | Netflix Is A Joke

– I don’t know you ever saw on TMZ the big headline “Dave Chappelle: Drunk On Stage in Detroit”. (audience laughs) Well, if you saw it, I wasn’t drunk. I had smoked some reefer (audience laughs) with some rappers. (audience cheers) Yeah, I don’t know if you know anything about hanging out with rappers, but […]

Dave Chappelle Compares Hillary Clinton To Darth Vader | Netflix Is A Joke

– Yes, I voted for Hillary Clinton, of course I did. (audience cheers) I voted for her because I liked what she said vastly better than I liked what he said. To be honest with you, at that point, that shit was like watching Darth Vader do the I Have A Dream speech. That bitch […]

Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

– [Dave Chappelle] I’m just afraid of being attacked. It happens to the best of us. Don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor. You know who I’m talking bout? Jussie Smollett. He’s a very French, very famous French actor. (audience laughs) Y’all never heard of Jussie Smollett? (audience laughs) Jussie Smollett is a […]

Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

Tonight I’m gonna do something that I’m not particularly good at but that I like to do. Tonight I’m gonna try some impressions out. [applause] I only got two. Alright, the first impression is kinda dumb but I like it. This is my impression, are you ready? This is my impression of the Founding Fathers […]