John Mulaney Received The Call That Dave Chappelle Went Missing | Netflix Is A Joke

– Hi, I’m John Mulaney and this is how I got started. (fast-cooking jazz horns) So when I was growing up, there were 1,000 million comedians on TV all the time. The first comedian I ever saw was a guy named Dennis Wolfberg, who was a Chicago-based comedian, he was on cable. I liked The […]

Dave Chappelle Learned The Care Bear Stare | Netflix Is A Joke

– How old are you young man? You. – [Man In Crowd] 24. – 24? You don’t know shit. (audience laughing) You don’t know shit! You gotta Google shit that I’ve lived through. (audience laughing) See this is why I lock mother fuckers phones up, seriously. Cause the young kids, you guys look, you need […]

Dave Chappelle, Chris Tucker, Kevin Hart & More In Best Of: Def Comedy Jam 25 | Netflix Is A Joke

(crowd applauds) – Women go to restaurants and lose they goddamn mind, man. They got to order from that expensive side of the menu, the side with the steak, and the lobster, and the Dom Perignon. Guys like to give them that little warning too, huh? Ooh honey, you understand that’s the fuckin’ side of […]

Dave Chappelle Smoked Too Much Weed In Detroit | Netflix Is A Joke

– I don’t know you ever saw on TMZ the big headline “Dave Chappelle: Drunk On Stage in Detroit”. (audience laughs) Well, if you saw it, I wasn’t drunk. I had smoked some reefer (audience laughs) with some rappers. (audience cheers) Yeah, I don’t know if you know anything about hanging out with rappers, but […]

Dave Chappelle Compares Hillary Clinton To Darth Vader | Netflix Is A Joke

– Yes, I voted for Hillary Clinton, of course I did. (audience cheers) I voted for her because I liked what she said vastly better than I liked what he said. To be honest with you, at that point, that shit was like watching Darth Vader do the I Have A Dream speech. That bitch […]

Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

– [Dave Chappelle] I’m just afraid of being attacked. It happens to the best of us. Don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor. You know who I’m talking bout? Jussie Smollett. He’s a very French, very famous French actor. (audience laughs) Y’all never heard of Jussie Smollett? (audience laughs) Jussie Smollett is a […]

Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

Tonight I’m gonna do something that I’m not particularly good at but that I like to do. Tonight I’m gonna try some impressions out. [applause] I only got two. Alright, the first impression is kinda dumb but I like it. This is my impression, are you ready? This is my impression of the Founding Fathers […]

Dave Chappelle Finds Out His Son Smokes Weed | Netflix Is A Joke

You know how I know I’m getting old? This is embarrassing, but… I was in my hotel room. I was– I’m not gonna lie, I was jerking off. And I was really sweating it out. And this is when I knew I was old. I just gave up in the middle like nothing even happened. […]

Dave Chappelle Thinks OJ Simpson Might Be Chasing Him | Netflix Is A Joke

– I been watching that new OJ show. I can’t get enough of that shit. Doesn’t it bring back good memories? I forgot just how polarizing that OJ case was. And, you know, I’ve met OJ Simpson on four different occasions in my life. And before the end of the show, I will tell you […]