Sebastian Maniscalco Fears Gas Stations At Midnight | Netflix Is A Joke

(audience laughing) – We gotta pull over at night at a gas station. My biggest fear, getting murdered… (audience laughing) at a gas station, pumping gas. ‘Cause we all have our gas stations that we go to. It’s your primary one, you go there and that’s your one. When you go outta your neighborhood and […]

Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias Ordered A Fosters Beer In Australia | Netflix Is A Joke

– Out of all the countries I performed in, my favorite country outside of home, is Australia. And I’ll tell you why. Australia, much like us in America, has its list of priorities. You know what’s not on their list? Political correctness. They do not care about your feelings. It’s like a country full of […]

Chris Rock Reveals How Housewives Play Their Husbands | Netflix Is A Joke

(audience laughs) – Oh man. The older you get the more shit you learn. One thing, the gangster-ish shit in the world. You learn, nothing more gangster, nothing smarter, nothing more powerful than a housewife. Housewives are the smartest motherfuckers on earth. People think it’s the working woman. No! Suckers work. (audience laughs) (Chris chuckles) […]

Sebastian Maniscalco Tried To Baptize His Jewish Baby | Netflix Is A Joke

– Now I was dealing with the whole, you know, we got a Jewish baby. I’ve got, my side was like, “What you gonna do? (audience laughing) “How you gonna raise the baby, what you gonna do? “No Christmas, you’re not gonna have a tree?” (audience laughing) Lot of people deal with this. “Well, you […]

Dave Chappelle Smoked Too Much Weed In Detroit | Netflix Is A Joke

– I don’t know you ever saw on TMZ the big headline “Dave Chappelle: Drunk On Stage in Detroit”. (audience laughs) Well, if you saw it, I wasn’t drunk. I had smoked some reefer (audience laughs) with some rappers. (audience cheers) Yeah, I don’t know if you know anything about hanging out with rappers, but […]

Arsenio Hall Got Called Wesley Snipes and Dennis Rodman | Netflix Is A Joke

– I was at a restaurant. I walked in a restaurant, recently, and there’s a couple sitting in the front booth. Lady and a man. And the lady looks at me and smiles, you know. And she has that knowing look, and I’m like, “Yeah.” (audience laughing) And I gave her some Arsenio shit. You […]

Best of: Jo Koy | Netflix Is A Joke

– I’m half white, half Filipino, that’s what I am. (audience cheers) Which means my dad was in the military. (audience laughs and applauds) (laughs) That’s not even a joke. That’s real shit. (audience laughing) A lot of soldiers were fighting for this country, my dad was dating. (audience laughing) I’m his Purple Heart. (audience […]

Nicole Murphy Scandal

So Eddie Murphy. (audience booing) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, (laughs). (audience laughing) You will stop. (audience laughing) Eddie Murphy’s ex wife Nicole, Nicole you know I love you, but Nicole I had no idea. (audience laughing) I had no idea of the rest of your resume, allegedly. (audience gasping) Allegedly. She was spotted kissing a married […]

Best Of: Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias | Netflix Is A Joke

– Next thing I know, Snoop reaches under the desk and he pulls out the biggest blunt I have ever seen. (audience cheering) Oh, this sucker was huge. As soon as he pulled out that freakin’ blunt, I got excited because I wanted to grab my cellphone, okay? I wanted to grab my cellphone so […]