Kids Tell Dads the Worst Thing They’ve Ever Done

Kids Tell Dads the Worst Thing They’ve Ever Done


OKAY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE DECIDED TO CELEBRATE EARLY. WE WENT OUT ON THE STREET THIS AFTERNOON, WE ASKED YOUNG PEOPLE WHAT’S THE WORST THING YOU EVER DID THAT YOUR DAD DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT? WE HAD THEM ANSWER THE QUESTION WHILE THEIR DADS WERE STANDING RIGHT THERE.>>WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE DONE THAT YOUR DAD DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT?>>STOLE 20 BUCKS.>>FROM WHERE?>>HIS WALLET.>>HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD YOU SAY YOU’VE TAKEN FROM YOUR DAD’S WALLET OVER THE YEARS?>>MAYBE 80 BUCKS. [ LAUGHTER ]>>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?>>UM — YOU KNOW WHAT? MM. I’M A POLICE OFFICER. YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. I THOUGHT MY WIFE WAS DOING IT. SO — YEAH.>>WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE DONE THAT YOUR DAD DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT?>>UM — REMEMBER THIS SEMESTER IN COLLEGE WHENEVER I WAS REALLY SICK AND I WANTED YOU TO COME GET ME AND GET A HOTEL ROOM?>>OH, YEAH, FOR ONE NIGHT. >>I WAS REALLY HUNG OVER THAT MORNING. THAT’S WHY. >>YOU DON’T DRINK.>>WELL — SORRY.>>YOU DRINK? WHO ARE YOU DRINKING WITH? I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE DRINKING.>>COLLEGE.>>OH, HONEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING DOWN THERE. MOM WAS SAYING I NEEDED TO DRIVE DOWN TO COLLEGE FOR ONE NIGHT, GET HER A HOTEL ROOM, BECAUSE SHE HAD DIARRHEA.>>OKAY, NOT DIARRHEA.>>WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE DONE THAT YOUR DAD DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT?>>THE WORST THING THAT I’VE DONE? WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, THE FIRST TIME I DID ANYTHING PROVOCATIVE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND WAS IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR.>>HOW PROVOCATIVE ARE WE TALKING?>>THERE WAS NO CLOTHES ON.>>WHAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW?>>WELL, HE JUST WAS IN THE SEMINARY, SO THAT SHOCKED ME. HE JUST LEFT SEMINARY.>>THIS IS BEFORE THAT. >>THIS WAS MY GOOD SON. IT WAS THE OTHER ONE I WAS WORRIED ABOUT. >>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT YOUR DAD DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS. >>IT’S NOT REALLY BAD, IT’S JUST THAT ON CHRISTMAS, WELL, I KNOW SANTA CLAUS ISN’T REAL, COME ON, PEOPLE. >>WHAT? SANTA CLAUS AIN’T REAL? OH, MAN. I DONE MESSED UP NOW.>>WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE DONE THAT YOUR DAD DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT?>>WHAT IS THE WORST THING I’VE DONE? I HAD A FAKE I.D. IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT. I HAD TO FACILITATE EVERYBODY’S I.D.s, I HAD TO SHIP MONEY TO CHINA –>>DISRESPECTFUL!

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