How To Get Over Your Crush 💞 The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia | Netflix Futures

How To Get Over Your Crush 💞 The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia | Netflix Futures


– Hey guys, I have an eight-step program for how to get over a crush. – Why am I so distracted? – Maybe it’s because you like Tad, and well, look at them. – Oh, yeah. (audience laughter) – Good for them! – At the end of this, you will not only be over your crush, you will be friends with them. (upbeat music) Step one, feel the pain. – Okay, I’m doing that already. It’s right here. Ooh, it’s terrible. (audience laughter) – Step two, find your smile again. (audience laughter) I’ll keep looking. Step three, avoid all contact. We’ll be here, without
Tad, having a great time. They have our favorite song
from when we were kids. – Walking Like an Egyptian? – Yes, and we can do the dance. – No, it’s too embarrassing. – Come on, Ash. (audience laughter) The order is important,
so keep it in order. So you think I just made up these steps? Well, I did. Step four, embarrass
yourself in front of them. ♪ Walk like an Egyptian ♪ (audience laughter) – This is gonna be good. (audience laughter) (audience cheering) – Doing something that
you’re not comfortable doing in front of your crush
shows that you don’t care. Take back your power. We have achieved pooping baby face. – Why do you call it that? Oh. – Step five, focus on your crush’s flaws. – Tad’s got a girlfriend. – Okay, he’s got one flaw. – Kind of a big one. (audience laughter) – Step six, take up a hobby
or throw yourself into work. – Heli-robotics means the
robot is remotely controlled by you, the operator. Do this. – That’s cool! – Step seven, tell yourself that you’ll find something better. – I think I already did that one. – You did? – Yeah. I got you, Sid. – Me? You got me. You mean you and I are– – Friends, totally platonic friends. (audience laughter) That’s what I wanted Tad and me to be, but this worked out great instead. I mean, hugging you, it’s nice. Really, I feel nothing. (audience laughter) – Right back at ya, friend. – Step eight, just be friends. – So, in order to be friends with Tad, I just have to be happy
for the two of them? – Yeah. Wearing a blindfold could help. See? You’re totally over it now, right? (scream) Well, I am. (upbeat music)

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