Giuliani Hires 20-Year-Old Instagram Influencer To Be His New Spokesperson

Giuliani Hires 20-Year-Old Instagram Influencer To Be His New Spokesperson


Very quietly a few months ago, Rudy Giuliani
hired a new communications director, a woman by the name of Kristianne Allen. Now Ms. Allen is only 20 years old, so this
is a pretty prestigious job for a 20 year old, especially for a 20 year old who dropped
out of high school, is attending now Liberty university, which is not really an accredited
college and her only credentials to hold this job is Rudy Giuliani’s communication director
appear to be that she was fairly popular on Instagram, not quite the level of Instagram
influencer, but she had quite a few followers as most attractive women on Twitter, or excuse
me, Instagram tend to have that. That’s not uncommon. That’s also not a qualification to be a communications
director for a major political figure who also happens to be the president’s personal
attorney. Now, here’s the thing, it’s not just that
Rudy Giuliani has hired this 20 year old, inexperienced high school dropout to handle
his communications department. It’s the fact that this woman has also repeatedly
lied on her resume over the years. Here’s a little bit of her back story here. Um, many years ago, Kristianne Allen dropped
out of high school to go work on the Donald Trump campaign. And by work, I mean she volunteered in a couple
of positions. However, she put on her resume, one that she
was a spokeswoman for Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. She was a spokeswoman for Trump’s campaign. That never happened. Even members of the Trump campaign said, yeah,
she was never a spokesperson for us. And then she later tried to clarify, Oh, well
I spoke to people about Donald Trump, you know, out and about in public. I would speak about him. So, you know, it’s kind of like being a spokesperson
because I’m speaking to people. It’s not how it works. Idiot. She also claims she was executive director
of the middle Eastern women’s coalition. She, by the way, is not middle Eastern, but
sure. Go for it. Why not? That’s a big deal. Except for the, this group, uh, only formed,
they never actually did anything. It’s kind of like an idea, kind of like me
here. When I was in college, we had a group of college
Democrats. It was the official college Democrats of our
college here, except there were only six of us, and because nobody else wanted it, I volunteered
to be vice president of that group. That’s actually a story I’ve never told anybody
because there were only six of us in a college of tens of thousands. So yeah, not really something to put on the
resume, but even that is a bigger deal than what she claimed on her. She also told people that she was the niece
of Republican Senator George Allen, also former Virginia governor George Allen, so she lied
about who she was. People would introduce her as George Allen’s
niece. Then somehow, and this is where things started
to get a little bit creepy here, somehow she started hanging out with Giuliani. There’s videos of them hanging out on a boat. There’s videos of them out at dinner in New
York city. This 20 year old girl with however the hell
old he is, Rudy Giuliani hanging out on on boats and having dinner in New York city. This woman who has absolutely no qualifications
to be in these positions, and then suddenly Giuliani says, how would you like to be my
communications director as I’m literally under criminal investigation. So good luck with that. I mean, he gave you a job that even if you
were qualified, you wouldn’t be able to handle because the man is so crazy. Even Giuliani’s friends, here’s a phenomenal
quote. Nobody can figure out who the F she is or
how she got in there. I think that about sums it up pretty well. Christina Allen clearly has a very bright
future in Republican politics cause she’s got the lying down. She’s got the weaseling her way into situations
she can’t handle down. That is exactly what you need to prosper in
today’s Republican party. Assuming of course she’s able to handle all
of the crap that’s about to go down with Rudy Giuliani.

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