– I don’t know you ever
saw on TMZ the big headline “Dave Chappelle: Drunk
On Stage in Detroit”. (audience laughs) Well, if you saw it, I wasn’t drunk. I had smoked some reefer (audience laughs) with some rappers. (audience cheers) Yeah, I don’t know if
you know anything about hanging out with rappers, but
their weed is very strong. (audience laughs) Stronger than what I was accustomed to. (audience laughs) The article goes on to
say I was booed off stage, which is also incorrect. I was booed. I did not leave. (audience laughs) (audience cheers) It was (mumbles) It was a fucking nightmare. Two puffs of weed, that’s
all it was, two puffs! (audience laughs) I never had that happen where
I take two puffs of weed. I looked at the guy next to me. I was like, “I’m gonna
bomb, nigga, I can feel it.” (audience laughs) And that guy called my
name, “Dave Chappelle!” Niggas was like, “Hooray!” You know, normally, when
you do a comedy show, you guys don’t know what
it looks like up here, but niggas be lookin’ up at you like. (audience laughs) That’s how the show started. Didn’t take long for their
faces to switch up like, “What the fuck?” They started looking amongst themselves. So, I knew I wasn’t doing good. I don’t remember what I was saying. (audience laughs) It just took one person to break that ice. It was a black lady with
a Ford Motor shirt on. (audience laughs) Stood up suddenly, “Fuck you, Dave Chappelle!” I said, “Excuse me?” (audience laughs) She said, “I worked
all week for this shit, “and this show sucks!” And in a weird act of racial harmony, a conservative white guy
stood up and backed her up. “Yeah!”
(audience laughs) The whole crowd banned
together and started chanting. “We want our money back! “We want our money back!” I said, “Oh shit!” I snapped out of it. (pants) Good people of Detroit, (audience laughs) hear me, hear me now. (audience laughs) You will never get your
fucking money back. (audience laughs) (audience cheers)
Fuck that. I said, “I’m like Evel Knievel. “I get paid for the attempt.” (audience laughs) I didn’t promise this shit would be good. (audience laughs) “Boo,” they said, “fuck you!” This went on for a long time, and then, after the show, I felt so bad I took half of the money from the show, thousands of the dollars. I said I’m gonna give this to charity. You know what I did? I bought $25,000 worth of bubble gum and drove around Detroit and handed it out to the homeless so they could
chew it and still be hungry. (audience laughs) I was very mad at Detroit that night because not only did I bomb, nigga, I had to go back to the
very same room the next night and do it all over again. Fucking nightmare. That would be like if you
were having sex with a woman, and for some reason,
this would never happen, but for some reason, she had
a mousetrap in her pussy. (audience laughs) You get caught in the trap, and then, you gotta fuck
her again tomorrow night. (audience laughs) I’d still do it, but you know,
I’d be careful the next time. (audience laughs) The old mouse trap in the pussy trick, eh? Fool me once. (audience laughs) (Dave laughs) Yeah, yeah, it was a tough time, and I wanted to give up sometimes. I almost did give up, but then, I, right before I gave up, I decided not to. But I made the call. I made the call. Man answered the phone, “Hello,
‘Dancing with the Stars’.” I said, not yet. (audience laughs) Not yet. (audience cheers) Yeah. Ah, if you see me on that
shit, it’s over, trust me. (audience laughs)
My spirit is broken. If you see me waitin’ for them judges. (audience laughs) Getting critiqued on
my cha-cha, fuck that. (smooth music)
You were boo'd off stage, because you are NOT Dave Chappelle. Dave is naturally, talented & way too good to get Boo'd anywhere. The tonality in your voice is way different than Dave. your skin color is off your head & nose are not the same etc, etc…
"F*** you Dave Chappelle!"
Dave's a genius 😎👍
A conservative? In Detroit?
Lol
His a clone
Lol hearing mr. Half baked himself talk about rappers weed being more potent than he is accustom to. Damn I want some of that shit!
Man… I love Dave! Who tf could boo him. Even on his worst day.
My woman does not like me to critique her cha cha either.
Lmao rapper weed will get you
If I was in the crowd that night I would have jumped on stage and yelled, " This is Dave Chappell muther fuckers show some god damn respect!". Then I would have fought the crowd. 😎
I was booed……….I did not leave, Amen
Not Good!
Omfg I'm dead.
Where are the idiots who claim he's a clone? 🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂 Fuck outta here
Two puffs aye I’m gonna bomb 💣
This guy is good for waiting for the bus other than then that we want our money back now bitch
"Mousetrap in her pussy. You get caught in the trap and then you gotta fuck her again tomorrow night"
🤣😂
Ooooh noooooo lol
the love ratings for my hommie right now are on the same levels as Bill Clinton at the end of his term.
That Dancing With the Stars impression was so good, lol
Even the greats have off nights!!!!
Hes a pro, turned a bad situation into a good laugh.
Getting criticed on my chacha!!!! Hahaha
Lol the background looks like the confederate flag.
He’s the best
I wouldn’t be surprised if Chappelle’s Show makes a return.
phone: "hello this is Smoking With The Stars.."
dave: "im there".
You were high and drunk in San Antonio at the start of the second show in 2016. It sucked.
Niggas still smoke weed??? cringe
The classic mouse trap gag
"Im like Evil Kenievel in this shit, I get paid for the attempt. I didn't promise it was gonna be good." That is fucking hilarious
No one else can deliver like Dave.
I never liked dave schpel his voice sounds like a girl or a tranny
Ahahahahaha 😂
I'm like evil canivel, i get paid for the attempt 😂😂😂
𝕝𝕠𝕝, 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕖, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕕. 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕣. ℍ𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕘𝕦𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕗 𝔹𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕕𝕒𝕪𝕤.
The greatest….
Looooool
I'm the 1000th comment
She got the money and I got the honey.
Cannabis is for humans Endocannabinoid system.
How could you not love this guy
Kevin Hart is hilarious!
Not going to lie, he's somewhat getting back to what we once knew him as
At least Dave stayed on stage. Drake left
Funny funny funny stuff bruh
Love ya buddy but Gotta bring your A game
Murder Mitten Detroit
🐐
This man is a fucking genius.
"Getting critiqued for my Cha Cha!?" 🤣 I'm dead. I hope that it's the slide! 🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
My real nigga #1
I swear he's a clone.
That girl by Dave Chappelle's right foot wasn't feeling that homeless joke 🤣🤣😅🤣 @2:40
Thee old mouse trap in the pussy aye?
The black lady with the Ford shirt was also a conservative.
He has a skit where he performed and just decided to stay on stage and talk personally with people in crowd, no jokes but just talk about everything. It was by far so frigging cool. He literally asked crowd I know show is over but I ain't got no where to go so yall cool with us just talkn ( well fuck yeah )
It was one second away…..
We smoke that rapper weed out here
Man is truly one of the funniest humans beings alive..🙏🏿
true inspiration to me and my comedy skits..
Dave Chappelle = Fucking Genius.
He stole all his jokes even the title of his skit. He's lucky he's not getting sued. Yeah, he got booed off stage. He's not that funny. Not even going to finish this video.
They must’ve put something in the weed Dave 😂
Even if he bombed, he is still funnier than half of the other comedians out there.
Many levels of genius and invention. If you could have a patent on an invention of words put together, Dave would have many. I bought 25 thousand in bubble gum and gave it to the homeless, so they could chew it and still be hungry. The man is the DaVinci of words that make people laugh and then wonder how the F did he think of that
It's always Detroit
Really wanna smoke with Dave Chappelle. Snoop, seth rogan, and Dave Chappelle.
Ok ok enough “…..” requoting Dave…. we all saw it dick heads
This is the hardest I've laughed for a long time
Dave does not reflect the modern public opinion that so many modern comedians do. That’s why Dave is so fucking funny.
Dave Chappelle for president 2020
The way he was breathing after dancing with the stars
Dave looks so pale in those new productions and I bet if he had hair on his head, the hair would be gray. Also, he's voice sometimes sounds deep and gruff, sounds like Busta Rhymes…
😉
That's not dave chappelle .
2:03 I literally spit some rice to my flatscreen
Yeah all us comic. BOmb
So disappointing. I wanted to see Dave Chapelle my whole life and he went on stage mumbling to the crowd that he didn't give a fuck and he had his money already. I'll never go see him again. People say he's the greatest, fuck that. Hes a black Amy Schumer
I'd like to know wtf happened in Detroit. Was it that bad or he just making shit up
„I did NOT leave“ – killed me! I love his way of telling true stories, that are often not for his best, in a humours way.
They gave you more than weed boy I'll tell you that
That wasn't weed those rappers had "this niggas on PCP Johnson"
That shit was fuckin hilarious "gave bubble gum to the homeless, so they'd still be hungry" holy shit hahhahaa
I wish there was weed as good as that in sweden. When i smoke weed i can smoke 1.5 grams and still feel like it was not enough. Not like the hashish, it puts you on the ground if you smoke 1.5g straight
Dave Chappelle is the richest, most unfunny comedian I've ever seen.
Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jefferies, Carlin, Chappelle.
And all the late night hosts except Jimmy fake Fallon.
Its Detroit. Our sports teams all suck. You gotta bring it if you're trying to entertain. Lol
Legend of comedy right here.
Uploaded 19 hours ago …..
Yassss I’ll watch that one again
Translate to arabic ,pls
Handing out gum to the homeless so can chew it and still be hungry..
You know they going be spitting that gum on the floors of Detroit..
Can only imagine how many Nike, Adidas, other brands on sneakers gonna get [email protected]#k up that one weekend… Dang
If you see me on that shit my spirit is broken lol 😂 funny ass fuck
The ol' mousetrap-in-the-pu*sy trick, eh? Fool me once. Lol
I've been to the site at Twin Falls, Idaho where Evel Knievel attempted to jump the Snake River in a rocket. That never made any sense since we had already put men on the moon five times at that point. Just like smoking rapper weed before going on stage makes no sense. Tsk tsk, Dave. 😤
TMZ kick rocks with open toe shoes
You have to realised Netflix algoritm is not world more advanced its its advanced for the developers and the guys who sells the site and the program -it actaully mean you have no freedom there , Only faked commercial freedom -I cant see it change since it a coporate us company based on sucking money ..much like Youtube now,
Weed is for losers that don`t evaluate the importance of time, exception is when u fck hoez
big fuckn deal
I could watch him all day 😂😂.😭😭😭😂😂😂
Omg a comedian high. I’ve never heard of such things. Go Dave.
Lady in ford shirt, yup there everywhere. Hell I work at Ford lol. Mustang plant