(inhales) – You going-
(both laugh) Shit there’s so much build up. (loud snare drum roll) (upbeat music) – We’re identical twins. Well, no, we’re not. – No.
(both laugh) – Okay, we’ll start again. We’re identical twin sis- No! (laughs) Shit. (both laugh) Okay, we’ll start again. – You alright? – I’m a gay woman myself, loud and proud. I love women.
Kill me. I’m considered…(scoffs) – Up you get, love. – Thanks, Auntie Helen. – Good boy, are you hurt? – Not really.
– No? – Oh.
(laughs) – I can’t- Um… Sorry, Auntie. (laughs) – So, well, my dad, dad’s
are quite- retired (laughs). – I hate to say the words
Lucy, but you’re behaving. Sorry. It is good, at least I’m
doing something with my life, instead of you just going out
every night with your friends, and like, getting drunk, and
taking drugs, it would seem. – Go take another fucking selfie, and read some more comments. You can’t go anywhere without (laughs). – [Chris] Okay, start again. ♪ And the big dog bowl, and the yum yum. ♪ ♪ And the mummies and the- ♪ – Okay, there you go. There you go. Fly away,
fly away. Good, Archie. I think he’s still alive. – My mum- Not my mum. My- (laughs) My auntie. (mumbles) – Come on Raggie, get on. – Come on, Cockie!
Get on me, Cocks. Jump on.
– Come on Cocks! – It’s a fantastic, uh, Grecian bodice. Mm. – Well, last time they had a petition, it was for her beehives. – Yeah, I had ten beehives
out in the nature strip and apparently they were stinging children. – Well one kid was allergic and went into anaphylactic
shock and nearly died. – They had the bloody
adrenaline syringe on him. He was fine! He survived. I don’t care. – Are you a girl,
Victoria? Are you a girl? – Oh my God. (muffled thumps) – Really?
– Oh my word. (grunts and laughing) – Can I just get my… legs. There. – You alright?
– Yeah. – Can you help me up a little bit? (grunts) Get my… Yes. Okay. And there. Because it’s
quite a good height, there, because it’s never going to get my head. – We got you in, though. – I’m putting my foot down. We’re not go- We’re going to- We’re not
going to let you do this. (laughs) Sorry. – “We’re going to…” (gibberish) – We’re not going to let you do it. I’m going to put my foot down. (laughs)
Stop. – Jump on. Get on me. – There you go, other side. – Yeah. Jump on. Get up on me. – Jump on.
(laughs) (thud) – Oh. – Um. Go- I’ll go super high. Oh shit. (tire squeaks) – [Driver] Whoa! (mumbles) – Shit. – Thanks for the drugs, mum. – It’s alright. (laughs) – And he’s a very good
real estate agent, so. – Fuck that. You can fuck off now. (groans) -I mean, that’s… Okay we’ll go again from the beginning. – Oh. Sorry. I didn’t mean to like- (electronic sound) – I didn’t mean that. Sorry about that. That’s really awkward. Um. Yeah. (electronic sound) (laughs) – My man. (coughs) Okay. We’re gonna walk up again. – Get on, Cocky. Maybe coming over here. – Maybe you go, yeah.
Yeah. I’ll go around you. – Get on! Rex. Hey. Rex. Good boy. – So gross! – It is. – Oh.
– So. (laughs) (laughs) – Sorry. I couldn’t hold it! Sorry. – Natasha.
– Natasha! – Mummy’s here! – [Chris] Ooh, ooh yeah. Yeah. That’ll get cut. Cool.