Ashley or Mary-Kate?

Ashley or Mary-Kate?


– THERE’S SOMETHING
ON BUZZFEED THAT SAYS THAT TWINS HATE CERTAIN THINGS
THAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU. THERE–‘CAUSE PEOPLE MUST SAY
THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME. WHICH IS WHAT? – WELL, FOR US,
I THINK IT’S MORE LIKE, “ARE YOU MARY OR KATE?” [laughter] OR, “ARE YOU MARY KATE
AND ASHLEY?” – OH, WAIT–
“ARE YOU THE ASHLEY TWINS?” – THEY’LL SAY THAT
TO ONE OF YOU? – YEAH, SO, YOU KNOW,
“I’M ONE OF ‘EM.” – YES, EXACTLY. WOW.
– YEAH. – THAT’S A SHAME. SO IS THE–THE REASON YOU DID
TWO FRAGRANCES– IS IT BECAUSE YOU EACH
HAD A DIFFERENT THING IN MIND? – IT KIND OF STARTED
WITH THE PACKAGING. SOMEONE, A PART OF SEPHORA,
THEY SAID, YOU KNOW, “WHY DON’T WE JUST DO
ANOTHER FRAGRANCE?” AND IT MADE SENSE BECAUSE
OUR BRAND IS ABOUT DUALITY, AND WE WANTED TO BE ABLE
TO OFFER OPTIONS. – SO ANYBODY COULD WEAR IT,
REALLY. – YES.
– ONE’S MORE OF AN ORIENTAL– – ONE’S MORE OF A SANDALWOOD–
– SANDALWOOD. – ONE’S A– – I CAN’T– [audience screaming] OH, YEAH, THAT’S VERY–
– IT’S DELICIOUS. – VERY FEMININE. [laughter] – THAT SCARED ME.
– WERE YOU SCARED? – HAVEN’T BEEN ON TV
FOR A LONG TIME. [laughter] – I WAS HOPING WHEN I LIFTED IT
THAT IT WAS– I REALLY DIDN’T KNOW. ALL RIGHT,
SO WE’RE GONNA PLAY A GAME, AND I’M GONNA GIVE YOU
THE PADDLES AND YOU’RE GONNA SAY
IF IT’S “ME” OR “HER.” – OKAY. – AND I DON’T KNOW
THE QUESTIONS EITHER, SO WE’LL SEE IF THIS IS FUN
OR NOT–WE’LL DECIDE. ALL RIGHT, WHO IS THE MESSIEST? [laughter] WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO BE MESSIER. – I ASKED FOR A “BOTH” PADDLE.
– I KNOW. – OH, YOU’RE BOTH–ALL RIGHT. WHO WAS THE FIRST
TO GET KISSED? [laughter] YOU MUST HAVE DISCUSSED THIS.
– ME? [laughter] YOU’VE NEVER DISCUSSED THAT? – I DON’T REMEMBER. – NO. – DO YOU REMEMBER
YOUR FIRST KISS? – UM–
– NO? – SOMEBODY ASKED ME THAT
THE OTHER DAY. I WAS SO EMBARRASSED NOT TO,
LIKE, HAVE SOME FABULOUS STORY. – YEAH, IT PROBABLY
WASN’T A GOOD KISS. I MEAN, I WOULD THINK.
WHO IS THE FUNNIEST? WHO COULD SURVIVE
IN “NAKED AND AFRAID”? DO YOU KNOW THAT SHOW,
“NAKED AND AFRAID”? THEY DROP PEOPLE OFF NAKED,
AND THEN THEY GET AFRAID. [laughter] – IS THAT REAL?
– IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. AND THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT
FOR 25 DAYS AND– – WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS ON?
– WHO WOULD SIGN UP FOR THAT? – PEOPLE DO SIGN UP,
AND PEOPLE WATCH IT TOO. – WHAT’S THE REWARD?
– I WANT TO SEE IMAGES OF THAT. – THERE IS NO REWARD.
THERE’S NO PRIZE. THERE’S NO MONEY.
THERE’S NO NOTHING. THEY’RE JUST ON TV
NAKED AND AFRAID. – OH, MY GOD.
– YOU WIN THIS ONE. – I WOULD NEVER BE ON THAT. WHO CAN TALK THEIR WAY
OUT OF A PARKING TICKET? WHO IS A BETTER DANCER? [laughter] WHO IS A BETTER SINGER? – I DON’T THINK WE’RE VERY GOOD.
– WE’RE BOTH BAD. – NEITHER OF YOU ARE GOOD? I ADMIRE PEOPLE WHO KNOW
THEY CAN’T SING. I WOULD–SOME PEOPLE DON’T KNOW,
AND THEY SING. ALL RIGHT, ELIZABETH AND JAMES
NIRVANA BLACK AND NIRVANA WHITE ARE AVAILABLE
EXCLUSIVELY AT SEPHORA, AND TODAY YOU’RE ALL GONNA
GO HOME WITH A BOTTLE OF EACH, I BELIEVE. WE’LL BE BACK. [cheers and applause]

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